iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

(via godh8sfags2)

and I’m craving mountain dew 

what the fuck

my body clock is all types of fucked up right now

flirting with bacardi on twitter so I can go to this party

flirting with bacardi on twitter so I can go to this party

this killed me tbh
I passed out as soon as I walked in my house

this killed me tbh

I passed out as soon as I walked in my house