Josh Hicks | 28 | NYC
I keep having this dream where I’m attending a graduation. We’re all in gowns but instead of regular mortar boards we’re all wearing huge, crisp quesadillas on our heads. When the dean announces our class has graduated, we shout with glee and toss our quesadilla hats high into the air. As everyone hugs and congratulates each other, I turn my head to the sky, unhinge my jaw, and wait for my reward.
what the fuck
happy birthday to a decade-old meme.
happy 12th birthday none pizza with left beef
Happy 13th birthday none pizza with left beef
Happy 14th birthday none pizza with left beef!
are we all just back on here today?
where are my mutuals lol hello
doordash is so toxic lmao
out of all my posts, the one still getting the most notes is a fidget spinner butt plug 4 years later
Anonymous asked:
hello homosexual
sup
The Cannes Festival is back and I haven’t seen a single Jason Derulo post on my social feeds anywhere
growth
its really weird seeing which posts of mine still circulate now that I’ve pretty much completely stopped posting
but one of em being reblogged now is quite problematic and I’m just here like
Heyyyy, Y’all! Guess what? Now I’m fucking 50!!! No filter. No makeup. How are you doing?
I came online specifically to reblog this legend
